See Jill Avoid Blogging.

My excuse for not blogging is and shall remain to be that school just started back up.
Go ahead, ask me again. "Jill, why have you been neglecting your blog?"

Well readers, school just started back up... and I'm experiencing homework for the first time in quite awhile. To put it simply, the entire thing is balls.

Moving right along... I have three classes on my hands (plate?) and I'm trying to juggle them about in a neat manner. Provided that I can't even juggle two tennis balls with anything that nearly resembles skill I don't know why I chose the term juggling to describe what I'm attempting to do... Three classes is much more difficult to keep up in the air than two harmless balls. ...I'm going to change the subject now. Changing it slightly at least, I have this awfully interesting nutrition class that is taught by a sixty-five (maybe?) year old Grannysaurous Rex who looks like she could kill you just by closing one eye and holding her fingers up in a pinching fashion while whispering "I'm crushing your head." The fraggle is BUFF. Apparently she is also world famous? That may be too far, but every teacher I speak to about her instantly says "She's super famous- like world famous, like she wins everything." -OH! SORRY! Grannysaurous Rex is a professional bodybuilder, and it's frightening. Frightening in a good "I respect you" kind of way.

Anyways she broke down the process of losing weight for us today and I quickly decided that I am completely lazy and would rather learn to love my fat self than eat nine tiny meals a day and work out for an hour three times a day. It's just way too much effort, add that to my attempted class juggling and well, I'll just lose weight my own way- by cutting off a leg or something.

In other news... CAITLIN IS HERE. Her presence back in the motherland calls for much caps lock but Twitter is suffering the worst of it... She leaves on the 14th and tomorrow I am headed down to Seattle to accidentally bump into her there. Oops.

Okay. I feel that I have done my blogging part for the day although I do apologize for the messy state of this entry... I must now leave you to attend to homework... My 8:30 AM class has asked me to write a biography on myself. I suggested we call it an autobiography like the rest of the intelligent world would, but my teacher occupied himself with staring at the ceiling and avoiding all things correct... So here I go... To write my own biography... A bientot!